The extremely scientific agent sorting hat
Answer 12 culturally suspicious questions. We’ll tell you which AI agent deserves access to your hopes, dreams, and browser history.
Takes 2 minutes · No email · Mildly judgmental
Pro tip: your number keys work. We respect your time.
The sorting hat has spoken
Your agent archetype is
The asterisk, explained
Product Hunt lists 683 AI agents. We surveyed and scored 53 prominent products across general work, personal knowledge, research, coding, browser action, meetings, and business automation.
Archetype rarity is estimated from 100,000 deterministic simulations of the quiz’s possible answer paths. These figures describe the quiz, not a pretend population of respondents. Once there is real response data, reality gets the job.
Shared links include an anonymous referral ID plus the sender’s archetype, winning agent, and share surface. We use that metadata to measure the quiz’s viral loop without putting names, emails, or answer content into referral fields.
Research snapshot: August 2026. Products change faster than our opinions.